If Life Were A Musical

If life were a musical, there would be several consequences. Some of these would be funny, but some might be annoying. Since I seem to be big fan of listing, here are some plausible consequences of living in a musical:

• Everyone would always sing the same song, the right lyrics, and hit the notes perfectly at all times.
• Everyone would know a dance to every song that the whole group knows, and they'd do it in perfect rhythm.
• Everyday situations would be turned into songs, thus making boring tasks more fun.
• All people would find soul mates, then sing together in perfect harmony.
• Everyone would dress nicely and coordinate with everyone they come into contact with.
• Conflicts would always be resolved in a dance fight. (So fun!)

Basically, life in a musical would be fun, but incredibly predictable. I guess you'll have to decide what you're willing to live with: predictability or boredom?